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“Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me”
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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store”
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
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“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.”
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“Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death”
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“A Merry Christmas this December - To a lot of folks I don't remember”
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“Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money”
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