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“It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.”
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“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
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“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
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“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
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“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
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“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
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“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
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“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
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“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
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“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
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“A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk”
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