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“It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."”
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

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“I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian”

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“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
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“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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