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“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
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“Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
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“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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