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“It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)
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“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
marty_26 Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
Hassle Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
dmg Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” The Simpsons
dmg Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!”
TheCrazeeGirl Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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