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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInstead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOne thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInstead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say

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