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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLove can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInstead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much

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