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“If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'”
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“Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies”
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“If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.”
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“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.”
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“If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.”
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
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“Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.”
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“The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.”
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“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.”
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“He who laughs most, learns best.”
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“You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.”
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