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“If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”
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“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
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“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.”
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“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
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“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
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