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“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“It should be made clear that in order to live a Christian life, any Christian must be able to discriminate and hate, because that's what the bible says”
Bernhard Kuiper quotes
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“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard quotes (American Author. Won a Pulitzer prize for Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1975. b.1945)
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“The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car”

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“The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.”
A. A. Milne quotes (English Humorist, creator of Winnie-the-Pooh, 1882-1956)
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“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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