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“If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.”
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“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
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“Never tell a young person that anything cannot be done. God may have been waiting centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that very thing.”
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“The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do”
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“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

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“God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference”

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“God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now”
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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.”
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
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“There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.”

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“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”

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