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“If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.”
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
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“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
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“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
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“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most”
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