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“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis quotes (American Comedian and Singer, 1902-1971)

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“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”
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“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
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“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets”

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“Seconds count - especially when dieting”

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“I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.”

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