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“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
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“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
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“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
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“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
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