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“I owe a friend a dozen chickens, and I believe it will be cheaper to send eggs instead, and let them develop on the road.”
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“The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes”
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“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”
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“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
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“Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions”
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