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“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
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“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”
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“It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.”
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“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
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“You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

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“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
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“The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry”
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“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog”
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one”

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