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“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”
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“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”
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“Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.”
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“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
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“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”
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“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
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“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”
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