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“I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.”
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“If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go”
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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.”
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“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination”
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“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most”
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“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”
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“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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