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“I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.”

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“The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.”

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“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

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“My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.”

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“I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.”

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“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”

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“Women are cursed and men are the proof.”

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“Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.”

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“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)

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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

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“Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.”

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