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“I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."”
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“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
Jenny0103 Bill Maher quotes (American Comedian, Actor, Writer and Producer. b.1956)
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.”
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“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
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“According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.”
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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