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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway quotes (American novelist and short-story writer, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1954, 1899-1961)
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)
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“Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.”
Simon Fowler quotes
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“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis quotes (American Comedian and Singer, 1902-1971)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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