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“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
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“I am awake, I might as well be drinking”
Dan Thompson quotes
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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
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“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”
Oscar Levant quotes (American Actor, Pianist and Composer. 1906-1972)
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“girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.”
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