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“I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
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“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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“The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
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