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“I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.”
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“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
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“I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that”
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“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
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“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
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“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
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“My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.”
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“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
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“I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.”
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“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
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