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“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it”
Shirley MacLaine quotes (Outspoken American actress and dancer, b.1934)
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.”

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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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