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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”

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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)

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“I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.”

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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)

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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)

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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

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