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“I will spare you a gushy description of the dive itself, except to say that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.”
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“I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.”
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“Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.”
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
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“I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.”
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“Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”
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“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”
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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
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“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."”
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“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
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“Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.”
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