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“I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
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“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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