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“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes (American Actress, one of the glamorous Gabor sisters, b.1917)
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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“There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's”

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“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.”
Mignon McLaughlin quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1913-1983)
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“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”
Jean Kerr quotes (American Writer, 1923-2003)
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“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
Helen Rowland quotes (English-American writer, 1876-1950)
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“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand”

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“A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you”
Margaret Atwood quotes (Canadian Writer, b.1939)
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“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)
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“I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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