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“I believe that once we are all gone, Keith Richards will still be here...with 5 cockroaches saying 'you know I smoked your uncle, did you know that?'”
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“Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"”
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“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”
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“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
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“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
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“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
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“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
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“We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.”
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