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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” The Simpsons
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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”
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“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
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“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
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“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
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“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
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“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
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