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“He who runs behind truck is exhausted, he who runs in front of truck is tired.”
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
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“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
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“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”

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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

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