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“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
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“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
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“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
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“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
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“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”
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“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
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“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.”
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