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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1937-2005)
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“Sex is an emotion in motion”
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