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“Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud”
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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."”
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“A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn”
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“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”
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“Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.”
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“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
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“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
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“What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.”
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