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“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
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“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman”
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“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
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“And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
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“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.”
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” The Simpsons
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.”
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