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“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
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“Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.”
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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
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“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
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