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“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”

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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
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“College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”
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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.”
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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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