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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
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“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
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“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.”
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“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
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“Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.”
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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”
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“After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.”
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
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“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.”
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“Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.”
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“America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.”
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