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“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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