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“Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”
Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)

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“Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.”
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“I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.”
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“There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration.”
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“If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.”
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“Light at the end of the tunnel? We don't even have a tunnel; we don't even know where the tunnel is.”
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“Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.”
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“If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.”
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“You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!”
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“There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.”
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