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“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
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“A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind”
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“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
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“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
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“If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside”
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“Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.”
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“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
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“A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before”

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“No matter how fast your computer system runs, you will eventually come to think of it as slow.”

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“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”

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“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.”
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