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“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.”
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown quotes (American Writer, b.1944)
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“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...”
Str4wb3rry Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."”
Conan O'Brien quotes (American Television talk show host (Late Night) and Writer, b.1963)
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“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”
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“The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“It's funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them”

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“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.”
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