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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
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“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
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“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
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