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“Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.”
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“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for”

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“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
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“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?”
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“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat”
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“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
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“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”
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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.”
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“I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."”
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“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
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