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“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
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“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept”
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”
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“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think”
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“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose”
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“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”
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“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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