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“As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
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“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
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“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.”
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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