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“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie quotes (English Detective, Novelist and Playwright, 1890-1976)
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't”

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“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.”
Chauncey Depew quotes (American Industrialist and Politician, 1834-1928)
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“Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.”

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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter quotes (American "hierarchiologist", Educator and Writer, 1919-1990)
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope quotes (English born American Actor and Comedian, 1903-2003)
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

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