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“Always obey your parents - when they are present.”
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“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first”
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“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
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“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
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