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“Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.”
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway quotes (American novelist and short-story writer, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1954, 1899-1961)
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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)
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“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”
Oscar Levant quotes (American Actor, Pianist and Composer. 1906-1972)
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“I am awake, I might as well be drinking”
Dan Thompson quotes
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